So we've got a new headline image.  Deal with it.

... a man named Jason decided, "Hey, I should ask my girlfriend of X years to marry me."

And hence we, as the Hell's Gentlemen, decided, we will give Jason the (maybe) best night of his life, by taking him to Fuzzy Bear's and a strip club.

And much fun was had.

Here's to Jason "Goody Goodman" Graybill, and the fact that he has taken a step that we will probably (not for a while, gods hope) never take.  He's chained himself to one girl.  We give him major props for jumping on the marriage grenade before most of us.  May we all learn from his mistake/victory (only Time/the Norns can tell).

Stay Brutal/Single,

Neil HateFuture & Dominus Maximus

P.S. He's the second HG (Hell's Gentleman) to jump on this grenade. It seems to be a pretty big grenade.  Let's hope the splash damage doesn't hit us, and we all make our Saving Throws...

Welcome, Minions, to the second annual episode of POWER WAKE RADIO, where Neil and Dom get together with Zoe Necrosis of The Swinging Wake, and a bunch of beer.  They then sit down, turn on the microphone, and with no script, no preparation, no idea whatsoever, record an episode mashing the styles of PFR and TSW.

The result is this episode.  It may make your ears bleed, but by the gods, you need a good bleeding every once in a while.

So, are you seated comfortably on a throne made from the swords of you vanquished enemies?  A barrel of ale at the ready?  Excellent.  Welcome, to the POWER WAKE.

Stay Spooky,

Dominus Maximus

Today is the birthiversary of PFR guest host Princess Buttercup McRapemuffin. In his honor, we present you with this fine little ditty by Turbonegro.

Also in honor of his birthiversary, and the birthiversaries of The Komrade, The Duke of Douche, Jenn-o-Cide, and Li'l Rourkie, there's a massive shindig/booze feast going down this weekend. I've begun preparing for a MASSIVE hangover.

Stay Brutal
Dominus Maximus